Today, The Waffle Iron is reading so you don’t have to.
The Hill, MBA’s biannual magazine, is hitting mailboxes as we write/read (since we’re not really speaking). Below is a grossly simplified version of each part of the magazine.
Cover: an amazingly glossy photo of the even more amazing new Mary Helen Lowry Hall
Inside Cover: Reunion!
Editor’s Note: It’s a tribute to an ode in honor of Mrs. Bowen (did you follow that?), which originally appeared here.
From the Headmaster: A focus on the mission of the school
Spaghetti Supper: People and Pasta
Carnival: It should be mandatory for all kids between the ages of 3 and 12 to attend this event…it’s that much fun.
Long Mountain: I’m pretty sure that the observatory is evil. Check out the pictures of it.
Louis Zamperini: He’s a hero. Those who say otherwise are probably just joking.
AP Scholars: There were lots of them.
National Merit Scholars: There were a few of those, too.
Music: The Hill is alive with the sound of it.
Veterans Day: Two MBA mothers of soldiers helped us honor our veterans.
Theater: Pajamas, roaring mice, and a beagle.
Totomoi: Not to be confused with its brother society, Donutoi.
Chess: Don’t say “horse” or “castle” around these guys.
Debate: The customary slew of amazing achievements
Sports: Football, XC & Golf recaps with an SI-worthy pic
Accreditation: Check
Service Club: Kids doing good things
Race for the Cure: Kids doing a good thing really, really well
A Wealth of Knowledge: Wisdom from eight teachers with a combined 251 years of experience at MBA
Abroad: MBA sent more boys all over the globe last year than ever.
Ring Ceremony: Kempton Presley ’99 gives the boys a great example to follow.
Lowry Hall Dedication: The building is worthy of about 384 dedications…you have to see it.
College Alumni Lunch: 100 dudes came back to campus for some comfort food.
Fathers of Alumni Breakfast: Legendary receiver Raymond Berry told us what is wrong with the NFL today.
Environmental Conservation: MBA adopts a new school color: green.
Old School, New Media: You’re reading this, so you already know everything.
Receiving through Giving: MBA Trustee John Rochford shares his personal feelings about MBA
Class News: People are doing things.
In Memoriam: Among those remembered, Dr. Alice Springer
Inside Back Cover: Instead of a rusty can of SPAM, you can now see your reflection in Kingfisher Creek.
Back Cover: Apparently the force of gravity suddenly shifted 90 degrees at a pep rally
The preceding in no way does justice to the magazine in the fullness of its glossy hard copy glory, so check your mailbox.